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Would YOU like a beautiful dress?  Can you spare $3,100?  What if it was from Alexander McQueen, can you spare it now?  

There are plenty who would jump at that chance, but hopefully they know better than to wear the dress that made Pippa famous.  I’m not a woman (stereotypes are fun), nor do I keep completely up to date with the fashion world (take one look in my closet and you’d agree), and I even know what a costly mistake that would be.

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Take THAT B-OF-A!!!… wait, you’re still charging me a fee on my checking account because I don’t have enough money in my checking account… you win again.

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Sure 44 is young, but when your name is “Heavy D” aren’t you SUPPOSED to die young?

RIP 

Good Boy.

Time to tug at your heartstrings a little… To read the entire story click HERE, otherwise read below.

So, the girl shown above’s mother died (of what we aren’t sure), and she spent a couple of days eating leftovers out of the refrigerator while waiting for her “mummy” (irony) to wake up.  The girl was able to comfort herself with her stuffed animal named “possum” (more irony)… and after a couple long days was able to drag the coffee table over to the door in order to unlock it (seems like a lot asking a 3 yr old, who’s mother just died, to drag the coffee table to the door, just so you won’t have to break it down). 

OHHHHHHHHH…. now I get it.

The perceived loss of social mobility saddens me (viewed HERE).  I’m not the typical American who self identifies as such while brimming with pride…. however I would like to believe that social mobility isn’t a thing of the past.  That there IS a place in the world where great ideas combined with hard work will pay off.  

Perhaps it still does.  Maybe it’s just going to have to be somewhere else.

According to THIS article, greenhouse gasses are higher than the “worst case scenario” listed by climate experts only 4 years ago.  Good thing the rapture is just around the corner, right Christians?!  Peace out!  Good luck Polar Bears… I hope you repented!

During one full year as vegetarians, my wife and I heard “How do you get protein?”  Well knuckleheads, THIS is how! 

If I may be so bold, as your server this evening, to recommend the “Acid beans dirty”, or the “Assorted small pot head”.  I’ll be right back with a couple glasses of complimentary “Filthy city water” and some “Tainted Rolls” for you to enjoy while you decide.